I can't, sir, it's liquid!

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This is my favorite forum game! It doesn't always work well though...


The idea is that you are a butler for the person above you, and then the person after you is your butler.
You have to ask them to do something that seems impossible, even though there's actually a solution. It calls for thinking outside the box.

So, for instance, if I started off with:

butler, cut me some milk!

Instead of saying "I can't, sir, it's liquid!" the butler would say something like "Here you go, sliced milk. I just had to freeze it first."

After explaining how they did it, they would then give their butler something to do.

So for example:

1: butler, cut me some milk!
2: Here, I froze it for you. butler, turn me into a tree!
3: Very well, I cremated you and used your ashes to sustain a sapling. butler, _______

and so on.

I shall begin!

butler, bring me the Headless Horseman's head!

[Authorus]

here you go, I had to reconstruct it out of paper mache.


(not sure if this is right. XD lol.)

[Deleted]

That's fine, but you also have to request something for the next person to do!

[Authorus]

lol so my request is: butler, find me the lost city of Atlantis!!!

[Deleted]

I found it, but I first had to draw it.

butler, find me a drop of sunlight!

[Authorus]

of course, but I lost it when the sun went down.

butler!! Find me a unicorn!! (XD)

[Fiction]

I found one. After I made a cone out of paper and stuck in on a horse's head.

butler, make a time travel machine for me!

[[Acro.]]

I made it, but it only travels to this point in time and space.

butler, I need a gallon of sofa!

[Deleted]

Here you are! I just had to cut it up, blend it all in a blender!

butler, I need a bucket of air!

[[Acro.]]

Of course! I just had to cryogenically cool it into a liquid state, first.

butler, turn my door into a jar!

[Authorus]

Okay, I had it packaged for you.

butler, find me a rare nyan cat!!

[Deleted]

Done, here is a Youtube video!

butler, get me a rainbow dog!

[Authorus]

Here you go. I had a dog go through a marker factory.

butler, get me a pokemon named pikachu!

[Deleted]

Here you are, I have captured one in Pokemon Pearl!

butler, bring me Firestar!

[Authorus]

Of course, I bought the book with his description.

butler, bring me the infamous rainbow barfing unicorn!! (well infamous to me)