It Was Not Me! The Fish Did It! (tagged)

[Clemintine]

70 miles per hour.

Zero to 40 in three strides at 25 feet per stride.

The world’s fastest land animal and it’s most graceful hunter, an animal that hunts for its food on the run. Swiftly catching it's prey every time, never missing a beat...

Anastasia stalked forward her posture great, -so she thought-, she would definitely get it this time. She was a great forest cat after all! Her head raised up high and she smiled big showing off her not fully grown teeth. Prancing off to the end of the squishy thing -couch- she wiggled her butt a few times before falling, very ungracefully, onto the floor. Scrambling to her paws the she-cat glanced around like someone was watching her, or perhaps she was making sure her two-legs were not around. Walking over to the water box as she called it.... It was a invisible box that held water..and fish! She tilted her head back, the young light orange she-cat stared up at the tank with soft green eyes.

Her dark tabby stripes seemed to lighten as she sat in the sunlight thinking of a plan. The water box was so high up, she squinted in frustration and glanced around. "there has to be a way up there...' Suddenly her green eyes widened and she stared at the place where two-legs often sat, she ran over to it and began to dig her claws into it slowly climbing back up it, and she had just been on it, she then climbed up the back of it pretending it was a high mountain -clearly being dramatic-. Slowly Anastasia wiggled her way across the back of the couch and towards the fish, a narrow ledge that if she feel death would soon find her!

The she-cat was just a short length away from the tank, she easily stepped onto the top of it but keeping her balance was... well.. another thing. The second she stepped ontop of it she fell  over something braking below her, her lower body was now under water and the water was biting at her -the light was int he water-. Clinging to the side and yowling for help she was sure she would drown when suddenly she was swiftly lifted out of the tank and dropped onto the ground while her two-leg fussed and swatted at her before running off to clean up the mess. She was confused as to what had happened, she was a great hunter not some clumsy wet thing..

Retreating to a large window, Anastasia glared back at where her two-legs were, she slipped behind the curtain and allowed the sunlight to warm her up. Shaking violently she flinged water everywhere making her fur puff out. Slowly Anastasia began to groom her fur.

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((I'm positive this is the moment where I cry because you wrote a ton. xD))

He wasn't on a patrol, not this time. No, not even out for hunting really. He was out of the clan because he wanted to go for a walk, it was time to get these legs stretched since there were enough warriors to go on patrols and they're young fine warriors too. As he padded lightly through the forest he began to come to the conclusion that he was getting closer to where the kittypets tend to mill about with their twolegged owners. Warily he made it through, deciding to just let himself go where ever it is.

Sometimes surprises are nice, but he eventually found himself looking at a kittypet through clear glass. Mildly amused at himself, he let the corners of his mouth upturned only to go back to looking like a total jerk. Narrowing his eyes and flashing his teeth in case anyone looking was sizing him up. He wondered whether the kittypet was a she-cat or a tom, and perhaps the windows were actually up and the kittypet could slip through...unsure of himself he lowered his body as he began his trek towards it.

"Hello." he meowed cautiously.

Clemintine

[Clemintine]

((No no you did good owo most people just do like one paragraph, I always try to do at least two even if I don't have the muse because it helps keep the thread alive ^^)

Anastasia was so tired of her two-legs holding her back, she needed to show off how good of a hunter to was to the world! She turned her head slightly glaring at the shadowy figures her two-legs made on the curtain. They didn't know anything, they kept her food in a water thing and then fussed at her for trying to eat them. She puffed her chest out and laid her ears back frantically licking her chest fur clearly taking her anger out on it. As she bobbed her head up and down slowly a figure came into view and she glanced up not really carin- the she-cats eyes widen and she sat there with her mouth slightly open and a bit fur lifting up from her chest to her mouth.

She pushed her tongue in and out of her mouth going a bit cross eyed trying to get the hair from her mouth. In the cats view she probably looked like she was licking the window. Once pulling her tongue from the hair she wiped a paw over her ears a few time before looking back up at him excitedly. She opened her mouth and sat there for a minute before speaking "Hi" she sounded a bit hyper and curious at the same time. Hey green eyes wide and full of eagerness. she had fallen in love with this random cat all because he said hi. "do.. you live around here? Who do you belong to?" She slide a bit closer to the window her ears perking up.


She gave the glass and few soft sniffs smelling something weird from the air that blew in from the cracks on the side of it, "You smell.. a bit weird." while she was technically being rude her voice was soft and innocent like. "How did you get out of your two-legs nest?" She stared at hi waiting for him to answer all of her questions and then announce his undieing love for her possible help her escape as well.

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((Haha, Dewfeather in love? My my, that's a pill to swallow.))

Ah, it was just a simple kittypet and apparently it heard him. Realizing it was a she-cat he managed to change his demeanor to a more relaxing one. "No, I don't live here nor do I belong to anyone besides my clan if that's considered some type of ownership." he would have chuckled. Dewfeather noticed her coming closer which made him more wary of her presence and he got to get a closer look at her.

She was definitely younger than him; however, why did that matter to him? Fluffing his chest fur he listened to her once more as she questioned him some more, perhaps it's more of a speculation. "Do I really smell weird? Must be because of the kits tackling me this morning or perhaps you smell the musk of the woods." Dewfeather replied.

"Two-legs nest? Ah, I don't belong there I belong with my clanmates, we all sleep in a den." he replied patiently. Lifting himself up he made it onto the windowsill, now staring back at her fully with his height. She was definitely smaller than him too. Flashing his teeth, he flicked his tail, "Why are you with two-legs? Are you a born kittypet?"

Clemintine

[Clemintine]

She tilted her head slightly " I know what the woods smell like I see them all the time. Born a kittypet? You are mistaken! I am the greatest hunter in these woods! Just this morning I was fishing!" She stood up lifting her tail and chin up acting proud of herself. She even paced slightly opening her mouth to continue her story when suddenly she was struggling not to fall off the window. A moment later and the she-cat was gone with an echoing thud. A few more moments past and she was scrambling to get back up on the windowsill her tail fluffed out and her eyes wide. She licked down her should a few times before looking back over at him.

"The ledge had some.. water." She glanced off to the side before getting closer to the window her eyes full of curiosity "Kits?" she felt her stomach tighten, could he have a mate? but he was to be her dream tom so he couldn't have one.. could he? Her tail flicked back and forth, her whiskers twitched and she felt like she was about to jump out of her pelt.